We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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