i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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