i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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