He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
