Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm sobbing to NWA
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Welcome to your 30โs, where every one night stand is most likely with someoneโs father
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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