he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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