FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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