im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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