My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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