He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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