Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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