How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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