We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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