dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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