i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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