I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Are we still banned from the library?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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