my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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