I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
smell my finger.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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