Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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