real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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