come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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