Non-Jews are for practice
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
