is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
only you would photoshop your dick
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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