She announced her abortion via fbk
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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