We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
