This is not my ceiling
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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