I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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