There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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