I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
