It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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