I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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