she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
COCAINE IS GR8
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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