I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think your dad took our porno
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
