HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
