im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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