Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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