its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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