He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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