ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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