im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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