oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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