Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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