had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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