If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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