its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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