Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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