this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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