YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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