so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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