yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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