So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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