Pregnant stripper...not hot.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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