Me. At least after what I've been through.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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