sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
