I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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