She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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