Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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