it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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