Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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