I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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